Wednesday, September 23, 2009

Google This!

For years I have been an avid fan of the information overload available at my fingertips should they only type away to ask the question. When I first began "surfing the net" I had difficulty finding pages I was looking for and my return always seemed to be porn sites..and NO this is not what I was looking up. Then I came across askgeeves.com. It had a butler as their icon and you could ask in full sentences as opposed to recipe+chicken+pasta (do you remember those days). Trust me this askgeeves thing was revolutionary. Note: They have since changed to just ask.com.

Then one day in 1998 I opened a web browser to "Google" and my life as I knew it changed. When ever I want to know something..I google it! Anything from: Why are the red cross symbol and the Swiss flag similar?

To what was the TV show with Jenna Elfman in it where she played a hippie? All I had to do was type in what my mind was thinking, which can be a challenge in itself, hit enter and several pages come up.

Now here comes the tricky part and where your brain does actually have to start firing up as there is a lot of misinformation, for which my precious google can not be held liable. But by changing your question slightly you will get a whole new set of web pages. I have found everything from pictures of Hiroshima and movie reviews to life's deep questions: what does the new line of Manolo's look like. Please don't ask what Manolo's are ...google it!

Now not to upset the other browsers in town, but I have found they do not offer the same search results nor consistent outcome as I have with Google. There are new ones popping up all of the time (Bing) but I still stay strong in my loyalty. Here are some of the things I have googled!
1. Etsy...on line craft site for which I have searched for ideas on crafts as well as purchases
2. What is the most common password
3. My maiden name...my married name(Maiden name brought up some strange sites)
4. Who sang the "Book of Love"
5. Do all dogs shake the same way (Ok I was bored this day)
6. Unknown words
7. I would love to say the news but really it is usually star gossip
8. TV shows on broadband
9. Fixes to computer problems
10. And when I am just too lazy to type in a site I will google it. Yes I google facebook....

So I decided why not google the top 10 google searches and this is the result for today (changes daily)...and I have not google any of these today...but now I will...It looks like a lot of people watched Oprah today and some one has a really bad bug problem. Enjoy!






1. aubrey o day peep show
2. tristan da cunha
3. bobby cox
4. foxy brown superhead video
5. the story of stuff
6. samantha burke
7. stink bug control
8. mackenzie phillips father
9. ann minch
10. valerie bertinelli

Wednesday, September 16, 2009

go..go...stop!

Most people go on vacation to relax, my husband and I go on vacation to see how much we can get done in this (always too short) period of time. The last time we went to FL we decided it would be a nice relaxing trip where we didn't do anything; instead when we got on the plane to come home we were amazed by how much we did do and were more exhausted then when we went down.

So the next year we decided to go to a resort where everything is all inclusive and it would force us to hang out on the beach and relax, well it did do this but we also did two 8hr excursions (we had originally booked 3 but canceled the 3rd). Did one afternoon of a walking "tour" to an unexpected bat cave, and tried to do an evening of dancing which turned into drinks in a cool mansion, and let's not even talk about the fun filled jam packed trip to Ireland.

This past week we were on our way to ON for a family event and decided to take a couple of extra days exploring New England. I booked and planned the first two nights but after that we were roaming free with no schedule.

Day 1: Left the house by 11am and drove 5 hours to a quaint village in NB where we stayed at a beautiful hotel and celebrated our "fake" anniversary day.

Day 2: Travelled along the NB coastline and over to Deer Island and then onto Campobello. Toured the entire Deer Island and actually go out to take a couple of pictures, but then put the pedal to the metal as we were unsure if the next ferry was still in operation as we were possibly on the last day of crossing. Got to Campobello and hit the ground running (or driving) stopped at the Roosevelt cottage and toured around but wanted to get ahead of poky and her son so we took off and as we are crossing the bridge to the US realized we missed Quoddy Point..oh well next time. Drove another 4 hours to Bar Harbour (aka Barr Harr Brr)..we didn't stop but took the scenic route through construction to arrive at a cute cottage with the hardest bed known in the universe. Dropped our bags and toured the town for the evening then went out as my husband forgot to pack underwear and BH doesn't sell this...so we went 1/2 hour out of town to get some and on our way back got stuck in a traffic accident for which we were rerouted at 9:30pm in the dark and on an unknown road. As we drive along doing 80mph to keep up with the guy who did know where he was going. I peered though the glass trying to see between the squashed bugs which we had earlier in the day turned on the windshield wipers in attempt to get rid of them but only to smear them more. We finally got out of this adventure alive and finished off the evening with a bottle of wine and a sticky bun, collected earlier from a town bakery.

Day 3: We started by touring through Acadia National park and Cadillac Mountain, we venture along the main coast line, but after three hours of this decided we needed to make some time if we wanted to get some outlet shopping in Kittery done before the end of the night...and really after you see two hours of coast line I think you get the idea. So I found (my day to navigate) the nearest interstate and off we went. Found a hotel, dropped our luggage and shopped until the stores closed!

Day 4: We were only suppose to do a couple hour run this day, so we got up and continued shopping and then made tracks for North Conway where we did a little more shopping and decided it was too early in the day to stop so lets continue on up through the mountains an stay somewhere up there tonight. We ventured up the steep slopes of Mt Washington..which by the way has no guard rails. By about 4000ft I was thinking we should have taken the tour bus as every time Brian went around a corner I tried to use my spidey senses to see if another car was coming as they said there was enough room for two cars but I think they were referring to minis! I couldn't look out the window as my eyes were glued to the road as we went up and up. I would occasionally looked over to say "yup we are climbing" as if he wasn't aware of this fact. I am sure the people going down were laughing as I hung onto the door handle and leaned over to Brian at each corner. Once we arrived at the top and looked over the mountain...and my heart calmed down..I realized it was worth it. It was a beautiful day, it was clear and warm(it was about 17) and was only one of 10 days they had good weather..yeah us. The drive down was not as bad as I looked around and laughed at the looks on the passengers faces who were ascending. We continued on, now proud owners of the "This car climbed Mt Washington" sticker and travelled down through the mountains to a little town (but actually had a motel) called Lancaster. We searched the map for our next day adventure and decided to go just to the other side of NH.

Day 5: Well so much for the other side of NH. We were in Lake Placid by noon and ON by dinner! Which made for an easy run on Day 6..but on Day 7 we decided we were going to head home and do it in two 7 hour runs instead of one 14 hour run.

Day 7: We ventured off after an emotional morning guiding ourselves through Montreal and onward east. We kept saying we were going to stop somewhere to grab a bite but after awhile I started digging in the cooler in the back to find some sandwich supplies. Note to self: making a sandwich in the car is fine, but remember NOT to put the mustard on the sandwich before you bend over it to pick up the cheese you had placed on the floor...else you will end up with a mustard boob! At 8:30pm we landed in our first destination, tired, hungry and smelling of mustard. Happy to have a comfy bed and drift happily off to sleep.

Day 8: Since my parents ditched up for breakfast (they were travelling back from ON as well) we enjoyed our breakfast and packed up and headed in the final leg to home. As the fog lifted over the hills and the sun ripped though it made for some beautiful scenery(no I did not take a picture..as that would mean stopping) We did stop for lunch and a pee break and stopped to visit said parents on the journey through, but after we picked up our puppy and got read the riot act from our cat, we breathed a sigh of relief to be home from our "relaxing" vacation!

While we will probably never have a relaxing vacation as I want to try to fit as much in as possible as I don't know when we will be back..this year we are talking about a cruise...after all how busy can you be:) I am sure we will find a way.

Wednesday, September 2, 2009

Happy "Fake" Anniversary

So two years ago today I walked down the isle to join the married side of life. Most people would consider this day their anniversary...but not my endearing husband.

When we started going out it was somewhere around Thanksgiving nine years ago. Most girls remember the actual date but I at least was able to associated a holiday with the approximate time of our date. So for six years we went along celebrating our anniversary somewhere around Thanksgiving by going out to a really nice dinner..meaning expensive!

Then one day I woke up and decided it was time to get married as I was getting too old to call him my boyfriend. I figured if we had made it through six years without too much turmoil then what was another fifty? Mind you, Brian was not as quick to pop the question as I would have liked but as I later found out he had his own issues going on.

He had decided he was going to propose before Thanksgiving with all of our family coming for dinner to celebrate. One would think it was romantic as we started going out at this time, but don't get ahead of yourself as it was a timing coincidence no matter how he tries to back track:) He had inherited his great grandmothers ring and was going to propose with this, but when he went to his mother's house to look for it, he couldn't locate it anywhere. He didn't want to ask his mom where it was as he wanted me to be the first to know..and also in case I said "no". So after months of his looking for it and me being impatient as ever..he took matters into his own hands.

On Christmas eve I was trying frantically to prepare dinner for the next day while he decided to fiddle around in his workshop. I could not imagine what he was doing down there but he was better left alone so I could chop, dice and saute to my hearts content. Later that evening as we were laying in bed watching Spiderman 1 ..where the uncle gets shot...he turns to me and says
Brian:"What are you doing in June"
Jenn: "June? How do I know..why?"
Brian:"I thought we would get married in June"
Jenn: "No, June weather is too unpredictable..what about September"
Then it clued into me that he was asking me to marry him...for which he explained the story of Thanksgiving and his inability to locate the ring...so he produced a ring he had spent the day making with a polished soder ball on top. Obviously I said yes....then began to think -selfishly- I wonder what the real ring looks like and how insulted would he be if it is yellow gold to have it changed to white?

The next day we told his mom who located the ring in all of six seconds, and to my surprise it was a beautiful -white gold- ring...I was a happy girl now.

We tossed around dates and ideas and settled on the long weekend in September, which in 2007 fell on the first weekend. Brian thought this was great as no matter what, he would always remember we got married on the long weekend of September. So on September 2, 2007 (Sundays are cheaper to get married on) I had my hair done, put on a fancy dress and walked down the isle to say "I DO" in front of our closest friends and immediate family.

Now as you have guessed from the title of this post, something must be up. Why yes it is...this year the long weekend falls on the second weekend of September and Brian states that I am breaking the rule of celebrating our Anniversary today as it is not what I agreed to...but I do not remember this in our vows..to love, honour and celebrate our anniversary on the long weekend wherever it falls. He said we should not celebrate out Anniversary until next weekend, but I stand in debate of this...along with all the other women. I have actually asked a lot of our friends and of course the guys agree with him and the girls agree with me...so I guess I will make a nice dinner tonight and increase the expense of dinner next weekend as it is his year to pay....Happy "fake" Anniversary.